tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27671672968029622332024-02-02T13:46:27.162-08:00Put It Out There NowHillbillifiedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12700952984032603963noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767167296802962233.post-86632636591004230512011-04-27T12:27:00.000-07:002011-04-27T12:28:03.010-07:00To Be 6 Again!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: "Comic Sans MS"; font-size: 36pt;"><strong><u>To Be 6 Again! </u></strong></span><br />
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<strong><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was<br />
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not<br />
far off he asked what she'd like to<br />
Have for her birthday.</span></strong><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="background-color: black;"><b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"> </span></b><b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";">in the mirror .</span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall<br />
of Fear, the Screaming</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="color: #f3f3f3;"><span style="background-color: black;"><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"> </span><b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";">Roller Coaster, everything there was.</span></b></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was<br />
reeling and her stomach felt upside<br />
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a<br />
chocolate shake.</span></span></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite</span></span></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"> </span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">candy,<br />
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!</span></span></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed<br />
exhausted.</span></span></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3;"> </span></span></span><b><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six<br />
again?'</span></span></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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<span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.</span></span></b><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";">'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'</span></b></span><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
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</span></b><b><u><span style="font-family: "Bradley Hand ITC";"><span style="background-color: black; color: #f3f3f3; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna<br />
get it wrong.</span></span></u></b><span style="font-family: "sans-serif";"><br />
</span></div></div></div>Hillbillifiedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12700952984032603963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2767167296802962233.post-58504179065761777582011-04-23T01:07:00.000-07:002011-04-23T01:10:15.012-07:00Hunter's - America's Largest Army<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: left;"><div><div><div class="yiv1845646287MsoNormal"><span style="color: white;"><span style="background-color: black;"><i><span style="font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">America's Largest Army</span></i><i><span style="font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 10pt;"> </span></i></span></span></div></div></div><div><div><div id="yiv1845646287ecxAOLMsgPart_2_944946b5-7ecf-483b-ae9a-390e180a4720"><div><div><div><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="yiv1845646287MsoNormalTable" style="color: black;"><tbody>
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</span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;">The world's largest army... America's hunters! I had never thought about this....<br />
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A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion:<br />
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There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin and 300,000 in Minnesota.<br />
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Allow me to restate that number.<br />
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Over the last several months, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_0">Wisconsin</span> and Minnesota hunters became the eighth largest army in the world.<br />
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More men under arms than in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_1">Iran</span>. <span class="yiv1845646287apple-converted-space"> </span>More than in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_2">France</span> and <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_3">Germany</span> combined.<br />
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These men deployed to the woods of two American states to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed.<br />
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That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_4">Pennsylvania</span> and Michigan, all of whom had returned home.<br />
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Toss in a quarter million hunters in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1303545868_5">West Virginia</span> and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world.</span></div></div><div><div class="yiv1845646287MsoNormal"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div></div><div><div class="yiv1845646287MsoNormal"><span style="background-color: black; color: white;"></span></div></div><div><div class="yiv1845646287MsoNormal"><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;">The point?</span><span style="font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br />
</span><span style="background-color: black; color: white; font-family: "sans-serif"; font-size: 18pt;">America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower.<br />
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Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security.<br />
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That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed.<br />
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Food for thought when next we consider gun control.</span></div></div></td></tr>
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well-known leader in prison ministry</span>.</strong><br />
</div><div></div><div></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The man who walks with God always gets to his destination. If you have a pulse you have a purpose. The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States , especially in the minority races!!</span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_2_0_3_130255384491089" style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div id="yui_3_2_0_3_130255384491088"></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who each explained their beliefs.</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I was particularly interested in what the Islamic had to say. The Muslim gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers. When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Muslim and asked: 'Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world and, that by killing an infidel, (which is a command to all Muslims) they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?' There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, 'Non-believers!'</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I responded, 'So, let me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can have a place in heaven. Is that correct?' The expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.' He sheepishly replied, 'Yes.'</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I then stated, 'Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr. Stanley ordering all Protestants to do the same in order to guarantee them a place in heaven!' The Muslim was speechless!</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I continued, 'I also have a problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me! Let me ask you a question: Would you rather have your Allah, who tells you to kill me in order for you to go to heaven, or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going to heaven and He wants you to be there with me?' You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame. Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with my way of dealing with the Islamic Imam, and exposing the truth about the Muslims' beliefs.</span></div><div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">In twenty years there will be enough Muslim voters in the U.S. to elect the President! I think everyone in the U.S. should be required to read this, but with the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized, unless each of us sends it on! This is your chance to make a difference...</span></div></div><div id="yui_3_2_0_3_1302553844910109" style="margin-bottom: 5pt;"><div id="yui_3_2_0_3_1302553844910108"><span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">FOR CHRIST'S SAKE ... SEND THIS ON . . .</span></div></div></div>Hillbillifiedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12700952984032603963noreply@blogger.com0